The STi-ATV quad bike. Um…228 bhp, 4 wheel drive, 530 kg. I suppose if you’ve really got an urge to kill yourself, this Subaru powered beast is one way to go about it. Me, I’d rather Haagen Dazs meself to oblivion. [Via Gizmag]

Single Wallpaper. Fed up with boorish flatmates? Then paper the wall with a new friend and never have to wash anyone else’s dishes again. €179.40.  The single-wallpaper is the complete opposite: it is always friendly and doesn’t smoke, it likes watching “Friends” with you for the 100th time without ever complaining, it doesn’t leave dirty socks lying around, it never protests against your ideas, and it always looks fresh and attractive … even when, from time to time, you can’t help…

Timeless View. A youth perception spray. That’s right ladies, spray it on and apparently you’ll lose six years off your age. Oy, don’t laugh…. $29.95 a box. More from the cool cobbers at Gizmag.   Timeless View can be used exactly the same way that you use other perfumes and body sprays. Simply mist yourself with a few sprays of the pleasant-smelling aroma. During a preliminary clinical study, men perceived women who wore Timeless View to be an average of six (6)…

When the going gets tough, the tough get a Soviet Era Gas Mask. There’s no accounting for taste, is there? And let’s face it, with this puppy on your mush, you’re not likely to taste, hear, smell or see anything much of any interest anyway. $19.95. Update: they’ve got some uglier ones in stock which I’ve linked to, but if you want the same style – go here and look for ‘piggy masks’! [Thanks YetiMonk]  When the Soviets developed this gas mask for…

The Dog Backpack. I mean, what’s the point of owning that there animule, if’n ya cain’t use it fer haulin’ vittals an’ stuff? $4.99.  Now your “best friend” can carry his own load. This handy doggie backpack features 2 large zippered pockets and 4 smaller pockets to hold treats, water and all the things your pet needs. Lightweight, durable nylon with quick-release latches.

 Sportz II Camo Truck Tent. Get away from it all. Live in your flat-bed. $199.95.  This tent offers the best comfort and safety of being up off the ground. Clip design allows for fast and easy set-up.

Guilt Free P2P. Um…not sure…maybe good…?  The GFP2P model is a manifold one. We provide a content indexing service that gives downloaders access to user submitted files. Ad, subscription, and donation revenue is collect. File popularity metrics are collected. A full 50% of the proceeds go directly to the artists based on popularity. The other 50% pays for hosting, bandwidth and development.

Hmm…a PR release announcing a new P2P subscription service. The RazorPop P2P Music Subscription Service will offer unlimited music files for download at $9.95 a month and include copyright infringement insurance of $5,000 per subscriber. Since RazorPop distributes the free TrustyFiles P2P software which gives search and download from Kazaa, Gnutella and BitTorrent, this is very strange. Note that TrustyFiles does not have a brilliant reputation.  The music subscription launch is predicated upon execution of licensing agreements with music industry…

Wedding Invites on CD.  Sending out a CD wedding invitation – $449.98 (Mac $149.99 extra). Fielding tech support calls from frustrated ageing relatives  – $1000.00 Walking down the aisle of a half empty church – Priceless.  The moment your guests receive your wedding invitation CD and place it in their computer’s CD-ROM drive, they realize this is an invitation unlike anything they have ever seen before. Imagine, as romantic music sets the mood, a graceful and stunning interactive presentation takes shape on the computer screen….

The Exotic Car Country Club. Membership fees start at $100,000 plus retainers from $1600 per month. One for the lottery winnings, eh?  The Exotic Car Country Club…was created for people who like to drive and change exotic and highline cars often, but are tired of losing money doing it…Change cars as often as you like. Just consult the car menu, call our office or come back to our website, make your choice, and we’ll deliver that car anywhere in the continental…

SUV: The Musical! No way? Way!  A timeless love story for our age: Boy meets Girl. Boy designs really big SUV for girl. Girl gets in a car accident and leaves Boy. Girl falls in love with an environmental activist. Boy gets sentenced to death for crimes against humanity.

The mobile phone Antenna Booster. Fact or fiction? You decide. $12.99.  This the same “boost your signal by 300%” antenna that you see advertised on TV infomercials for $19.95 to $29.95. We hate TV infomercials. After seeing all the miracle car waxes and get rich quick products, many of us immediately laugh at their outrageous claims. Since this product was mobile phone related, we ordered some for testing a few months ago. Our expectation was to find it totally useless…

StrangeBanana. Strange website design generator. Actually make that strange, strange website design generator.  StrangeBanana is a program that creates a random webpage design. The page design you are looking at has never been seen before – it was created programmatically just now. If you want, you can use this design for your own website (in that case you should save it immediately, because when you leave the page, you will never be able to get the same design again).

Cashette. Now here’s weird/interesting, a spam control service where you let spammers bid to send you junk mail. You set the price, they pay when they send it to you. It’s got a strangely  attractive feel to it.  What is Cashette? Cashette is a spam-control service. You can use Cashette to stop spam and get paid if you receive advertising email. How does it work? You set a price for spam. You get paid for each “spam” you receive. If…