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What on earth…?

huh..? May 2, 2005 posted by

Diablo disabler.

The CopyGuard Disabler. $64.99. Er.. is this legal in this lock down, DCMA, don’t touch that dial or else era? Or will you get a visit from the jackboots seconds after install? Answers on a prison tea towel to….  Remove disturbing noise and signals such as Macrovision V1 from any video source Record DVD movies to VHS tapes Record VHS tapes to VCD # Improves the picture quality (Stabilizer) Video, S-Video & Scart in and output Automatic PAL/NTSC detection Can…


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huh..? April 29, 2005 posted by

Acurabot.

The Can-you fit-any-more-stuff-in-your-car-Mister? Honda Acura. Man, I’d love to see the size of the battery in this thing!  Gunn’s design features a total of 28 video monitors, including the centerpiece Chicago in-dash fold out monitor/DVD player. Source components for the system also include three standalone Blaupunkt DVD players, an integrated TravelPilot navigation system, and America SIRIUS satellite radio receiver, an under-dash Sony Playstation 2, and two rearview cameras located in the eyes of the motorized Optimus Prime robot in the trunk.


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huh..? April 28, 2005 posted by

It never rains…

Aaargh, they’re going to launch vending machines that beam the sound of a Coke being poured as you pass them. Using Hypersonic tech. Yeuch. Only planned for Tokyo at the moment thankfully, so let’s hope someone bans it before it arrives here. [via the refreshingly cool Ringtonia]


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huh..? April 27, 2005 posted by

Pores for thought.

“Stay away from me or I’ll shoot. I mean it. Get back, all of you.” “What? It’s a what? A USB Skin Sensor?”“Oh follicles!”  The USB in the screen of the personal computer which is connected, with just visual inspection you did not become aware, as the blotch, the wrinkle and texture et cetera can be verified politely…In addition, because also the scope for the hair has belonged, also hair check of the man is possible. Has shampoo method met?…


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huh..? April 25, 2005 posted by

Budget Baby.

The 30 Second Face Lift. What to say? Whatever floats yer Botox.  30-Second face lift works wonders with most skin types. Diminishes the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. Tightens sagging skin and makes it firmer and more supple, softer and smoother. Like a face lift in a bottle, 30-Second Lift is safe and powerful.


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huh..? April 18, 2005 posted by

Peace on earth.

The Peacekeeper. The handbag that says such a lot about you. Knuckleduster handle and all. $75.00.  In a time when it is difficult to avoid terror there is a new form of personal defense. Take charge of the streets and look fashionable with a bag from Sundae Best.


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huh..? April 14, 2005 posted by

Vintage madness.

Good people of earth, we declare this vintage 70’s transistor radio to be the ugliest thing we have found on your puny planet, and also the most expensive piece of 70’s plastic tat memorabilia at $119.00. Are you not ashamed? And please retire those hideous tie-dye T-shirts for good now, eh?  These Candle 1218 multi-band radios were built in Japan more than a quarter-century ago. We discovered them, tucked behind a pallet of big screen TV’s and CD players, in an electronics warehouse in…


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huh..? March 28, 2005 posted by

No pain, just gain?

The Em Pulse. Shock your way to pain relief? $199.98.  Use the pocket sized EMpulse directly on the source of pain to deliver 72 electromagnetic pulses per second deep beneath the skin (no skin sensation at all). PEMF increases the effectiveness of healing antioxidant chemicals to neutralize damaging free radicals. Use EMpulse to treat conditions and injuries as diverse as arthritis, fractures, low back pain, carpal tunnel, neck pain, musculoskeletal injuries, general inflammation, sprain, premenstrual pain, tennis elbow, both acute…


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huh..? March 25, 2005 posted by

Smart dog?

The Smartdog Contain N Train. Pavlovian technology to brainwash your mutt. Hmm….next step electrode implants in the brain? $199.99.  The system uses a wall-mount transmitter and a radio receiver, which is attached to a small, sleek and waterproof nylon collar strap. The transmitter sends a coded radio signal around the containment wire you install, controlling the distance from the wire your dog can venture before hearing a two-second warning tone. Should your dog try to leave his area, he will hear…


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huh..? March 24, 2005 posted by

Gone with the Blog.

The Weblog Project. Er…?  The first open source, FREE, grassroots movie to support and promote the blogosphere where featured stars, producers, fundraisers and actors are the bloggers themselves.


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huh..? March 21, 2005 posted by

911 flag.

Buy the American flag flown at the Pentagon on 9/11. Current bid $75,100.00.  This Flag was provided to first-responders to hang at the site just a few hours after the crash. NOTE: This flag was NOT taken from the crash site! This flag was (at a later date) legally presented as a memento to Mr. Wheelbarger, who provided 14 days of service at the Fire/Rescue efforts.


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huh..? March 17, 2005 posted by

Scan those skies.

The SkyScan Lightning Detector. Er..you need a detector to…uh…detect lightning? Really? Wow, better get one before I go out shopping again. £449.95.  SkyScan EWS-PRO is the only professional grade portable lightning detection and early warning device available today. In a rugged self-contained case, it has the electronic sophistication to detect lightning strikes over 40 miles away, and to accurately track a storm’s approach with both its audible horn and its large LED visual alerts. The LED alerts are in four…


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huh..? February 28, 2005 posted by

LifeWave.

LifeWave Patches. $84.95 for a month’s supply of 15 patches. Oh my golly goshness, thank goodness for nanotechnology eh? And ‘resonant energy transfer’.  Would you like more strength and stamina – almost immediately – without taking harmful stimulants? Clinically tested – double blind university studies prove stamina increases of up to 40% within the first use. Non-Transdermal – New nanotechnology patch; Nothing enters the body. See results within minutes of use. Free of Stimulants. It is believed that the LifeWave…


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huh..? February 24, 2005 posted by

Bananas!

Banana Bunker? Banana Bunker? Banana Bunker?  Cultured Containers has developed the BananaBunker to protect this delicate fruit from brusing when placed in your backpack, nap sack, soft carrying case, or briefcase. The container also protects your backpack’s valuable contents, such as CD players, textbooks, binders, and business documents.


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huh..? February 21, 2005 posted by

Water Wand.

  The Water Wand and Magnassager. Magnet Therapy? Huh…?  The Water Wand is a Magnetic Spindle, 1500 Gauss in strength with an 800 Gauss magnet which is encapsulated with a plastic coating in white. It comes in Gold or Silver (Rhodium) Plated finish and is manufactured to a very high quality. The unique innovation is that the Water Wand is placed directly in the water or cold drink which means that it only then takes about 10 minutes to activate the…


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