This Smoke Detector Alarm with Hidden Camera offers a fully working combo which the paranoid will find hard to resist. Not only can you keep watch for those nasty pyromaniacs, but also spy on your fellow workers at the same time. Win! Features a color camera with microphone, a shrill alarm smoke detector and some connector cables for hooking up to your TV or DVR. Oh and the Sony camera comes with night-vision capabilities. £38.42.   Anyone concerned about security…

This Mini MP3 DV Cam looks vaguely familiar but we just can’t put our finger on it. Hmm…nope, it’ll come to us in a minute. Anyhoo, we’re looking at a 1.3 megapixel, AVI format, 20 fps digital video camera with 2 hours running time and support for microSD cards up to 8 GB. Priced to peturb the paranoid.   Picture pixel: 1.3 megapixels # View angle: 65 degrees # Video compression: AVI format # Video resolution: 640 x 480 pixels #…

This 2.4GHz Wireless Shoe Covert Camera is really pushing the boundaries. It comes in two parts, the covert camera with a 2.4GHz transmitter which resides in a shoe or similar and the fully working tri-band, 3″ GSM cell phone which receives the camera signal and records it. The phone has 1Gb of built-in storage and the camera can broadcast out to about 50 metres. Thankfully it’s US$329 so no one will buy it. This omejo shoes camera’s biggest function is…

Ladies and gentlemen, we present the unimpeachably ugly Sony Dream Machine Spy Camera, a product so hideous its manufacturer had to get an injunction to stop it being sold through normal stores. Instead they forced the product into air travel catalogues, at which point they washed their hands of the whole affair. Or so we believe. It was originally designed to record video footage through a hidden camera lens, but we understand it now serves as an implement of torture…

This Disposable Lighter Camcorder is one of those products which you just hope doesn’t get thrown away with the table scraps. Cheap, nasty, tacky disposable lighter things don’t usually go well with high tech. Anyway, if you wanna flirt with danger, that’s your choice. Comes with 4GB of memory, VGA colour resolution and some red wine and spaghetti stains on the label. $49.00.   Pinhole Lens # Image Resolution: 1280 x 1024 pixel # Color Video Resolution: 640 x 480…

This Invisible Micro Earpiece listening kit is scarily clever. The earpiece is actually small enough to fit completely inside your ear canal, which makes it the smallest of its type in the world. The developers have achieved this by removing any speaker or battery requirement, instead the thing vibrates the audio directly to your auditory system, using what they call ‘passive’ vibration. The user has to wear an induction loop around their neck (presumably hidden under a shirt or jacket)…