The MicroDot Squared Audio Recorder is the world’s smallest voice activated digital recorder. Actually it’s probably the smallest digital recorder, period. It records for around 18 hours at a time onto the 128 MB of internal memory, although the USB rechargeable battery will last for 60 hours in record mode if necessary. The thing embeds date and time stamps on all recordings, and there’s also a programmable timer for scheduled recording. We’re really really trying to find a nice, acceptable use…

The Micro-Camcorder is billed as the smallest high resolution, real time digital camcorder ever produced. Stick it into a pack of chewing gum and you’ve got the perfect way to record stuff for all sorts of honest, upstanding, legitimate uses. The GumCorder – for thus shall we call it from now on – delivers 3gp resolution video footage at 15fps, all stored on a MicroSD card. That’s 33 hours of footage on a 1 GB card for you stat grabbers. Yours for just $295.00 complete with…

This one off Microsoft Natural Keyboard with Keylogger comes with a nasty little surprise built in. Yep, a key press recording device with 2 MB of storage (enough to record up to 2 million keystrokes or several day’s worth of sneaky, slimy spying). Give it to your parents, your best friend or local politician as a birthday present and see what pops up when you sneak back to their place to access the recorded data. Yuck! £215.00.  This keyboard is a one-off, and so once it is sold,…

The Orbital Electronic Listening Device lets you eavesdrop on conversations 300 feet away. And there’s more. You can use the 10x zoom viewfinder to peek at your target as you listen, and even record 120 second snippets for really sneaky playback thrills later on. The blurb suggests you use it to get closer to the action at your favourite sports event. Yeah right…! $59.95 including ‘padded’ headphones.  Find out what your kids and their friends are plotting in the garage….

The GSM Table Lamp is a GSM room monitor fitted into a table lamp. Which means that you can dial into the lamp from anywhere in the world and hear what’s being said in the room. For as long as you like (or until your mobile phone battery runs out). Sneaky eh? The lamp mic has a range of 20 metres or so, which should be plenty enough for most nefarious needs. £998.75.  One of the best listening devices that we have ever…

The Rechargeable M7 Secret Spy Ear II is built for super snooping. Apparently you can listen in to a conversation from across a crowded room, although why you won’t hear the loud prattle from that boring couple arguing at the next table instead is a mystery to us. Whatever. $79.95.  With the Spy Ear II, you have access to the latest technology in audio spying. Its mini size, lightweight and skin tone color allow you to hear from great distances…

The Shower Mirror Security Camera proves once again that we can never relax in the war against those dirty terrorists. After all, why else would you want to stick a covert surveillance camera in a shower cubicle, unless it’s to identify dangerous hair liquids pre boarding?  Anyway you’re going to need a $279.99 wedge to purchase this puppy, so good luck with the loan application form.  This great device can watch your bathroom and work as a radio with a mirror…

Spy Camera Sunglasses. Pah, forget about those Oakley Tramp things, get yourself a real bit of class with these gen-u-ine MPEG4 video spy sunglasses. Colour camera with 92 degree angle of vision, and no extra power needed for the camera. Tom Cruise would hop up and down on a sofa to get a pair of these, no question.  You simply run the small wire down trough your shirt or jacket and directly with MP4, no external power needed for the…