Battery Alarm Clock Radio. You’ve gotta love this haven’t you, an FM alarm clock radio that recreates the look of the world’s favourite gold topped battery? It’s not that small though, as it needs 2 AAA batteries to work. Nevertheless, a perfect meld of form and function say we.  Features: Digital auto scan FM radio 12 hour format Alarm clock Power Source:2 ×AAA battery (not included) Tags: battery+clock+radio, gadget, novelty

Floral Tool Kit. Guys, gals, we beseech you. Before it’s too late. This remorseless and unstoppable wave of pink and flowery equipment is doing irreparable damage to every part of society. Grown men now have to wear aprons to fix plumbing problems, ladies have to dress in skirts while cleaning the gutters. It’ll end in tears, really it will. £18.95 ($37.47). And we’re not even going to mention the Pastel Daisy Computer Desk. Shudder! $228.95.  Everyday, useful tools turned into…

The Hand Casting Kit is ever so slightly out there, in a sort of Andy Warhol meets Fisher Price kinda way. Mix up the goo, stick your hand in it to create a mould and seven minutes later throw in some Plaster of Paris for the final result. Paint it, mount it, give it to your boss or just gaze at it in awe. We’re dumbstruck. No really. A$69.95.  Create your very own Statue of David…or Bill or Cheryl or…

The Control A Kid Remote Control looks like a pretty awe inspiring tool for long suffering parents everywhere. The buttons include such vital things as ‘Grow up’, ‘Do Homework’ and most importantly ‘Don’t Answer Back’. Of course the range of the remote might be a bit of a problem, we couldn’t  get ours to work properly at all. You’re bound to have better luck though, eh? £3.99.  The Control-a-Kid remote has all the functions you will need to help keep those little monsters under control….