The Jackie Mullet Wig. We stumbled across this beauty in a recent search for a suitable hairpiece to cover our balding shiny pate and fell in love instantly. For who could resist a synthetic material, 2.9 ounce, capless construction stunner like this and still be called as human? And to name it Jackie too? Genius. $85.19.  Handsome men’s wig with an extended nape for a slight mullet look and capless construction for a light, breathable feel. Tags: jackie+wig, mullet, hairpiece

Turn Off the Interweb. A power button for those times when it all gets a little bit too much. [Via Presurfer] Tags: internet, power+switch

Google TiSP. The free in-home wireless broadband service. Have a nice day! :-)  To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward. Google also offers premium levels of service for a monthly fee Tags: google, broadband

Bubbleprice. The Online Venture Capital Valuation calculator. Just what is the net worth of your brilliant Ajax-driven, Adsense funded, collaborative social networking start up idea then? In round figures? Excellentr!   How much investment capital will my next web product be eligible for? Is a question I’m sure most of us entrepreneurs think about maybe thousands of times a day. Think no more! Now you can do all your valuations online using this simple form.

RIAA Toilet Paper. A wonderful way to remember our granny hassling friends in the music industry. At a novelty price of $5.95 a roll.  Ok, so, we are STILL laughing every time we see this product on our shelves…LMAO! Nothing compares with the way it feels when that text slides across your butt. Sorry for the high price, but you’re buying it for the novelty. When it comes to functionality, stick to Charmin.

The Trading Places Walking Illusion Costumes look like such fun. Priced from around $695.00.

Countdown. Er…DO NOT…whatever you do, load this onto your laptop as an autoplay just before you leave for the airport to catch your flight. You have been warned!!

The best website sign off page evar! Take a lesson in how to say goodbye with style folks.

No Speciesism Here.

How to win something in an arcade claw machine. At last, a guide which helps you get back on top in the vicious war against recalcitrant arcade machines. Go claw, go. [via Get Rich Slowly]  Three Pronged Claws: This type of claw usually handles small stuffed animals and small collectable basketballs. This type of claw is somewhat similar to the four pronged claw, but instead of having two of the prongs positioned above the arms, you have a choice of…

Apple Orchard?