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heh heh! October 20, 2005 posted by

Coffee Power.

The Redundant Array of Independent Coffee Machines (RAICM). Can also supply coffee wirelessly. Caffietacular…!  Constructed of 6 coffee machines, and one emergency backup unit, the RAICM array is able to churn out more than 50 gallons of coffee an hour. The machines are interconnected via CAT5 (CAT stands for Columbia, Antigua, Tanzania), through a 10/100 MBPS switch, communicating by RCP (Remote Coffee Protocol). Each coffee machine was retrofited with one PCI (Percolation Control Interface) slot into which we could wedge…

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heh heh! September 12, 2005 posted by

Giant killer.

21 year old student legitimately sells unopened Microsoft software on eBay. Microsoft sues him, threatens to seize his car, student fights. Gasp…wins. Crowd cheers. Goliath, meet David.  Economically speaking, it was a lopsided fight. Last year, Zamos earned approximately $3,500. Microsoft: $38 billion. During the whole debacle, Zamos says, he actually talked to a company lawyer only once. Robert Chudakoff, who has specialized in intellectual-property law for 25 years, apparently believed he had the kid on the ropes. “I asked…

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heh heh! August 29, 2005 posted by

Little cars.

Tell you what, if someone actually made these ‘little cars’ instead of just photo-shopping, I bet they’d sell a bunch.

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heh heh! July 5, 2005 posted by

Da Dog disguise.

Ultra Disguise Kit. Turn your ‘dangerous’ dog into a harmless mutt in one move.  Well worry no longer, attachchi will be making disguises for all the so called ‘dangerous breeds’. Now you can go to the park with your kids and your dog (like you have been doing for years), without the worry of people thinking you are a bad parent. All our Invisible Breed Products are FREE to to responsible owners.

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Bizarre May 24, 2005 posted by


The Complimenting Commenter. Arf! But why not just become a Complementing Commenter? So much easier. [via Presurfer]   I love to compliment people. Especially through comments.

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heh heh! April 29, 2005 posted by

Woop Woop.

Help Woop Woop the bear travel the world.  Conditions of bidding are that you are nice and loving. You will help keep Woop Woop safe for Kylie. Write at least 1 postcard and 1 email to send back to his home in to the UK, take him to as many interesting places as possible (he likes adventure & socialising). Oh, and if you know anyone famous Woop Woop would love to meet them as he is a bit of a luvy….

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heh heh! April 27, 2005 posted by

Pet umbrella.

The Pet Umbrella. $15.29. “You so much as snigger softly mate, an’ I’ll rip your ankles off, y’hear?”  The Pet Umbrella keeps your pet dry and comfortable in rain, sleet or snow. Features include a clear oblong arc trimmed with classic plaid waterproof fabric and ergonomic, angled handle with padded comfort grip. An umbrella leash with hook attaches easily and quickly to your bet’s collar or harness. Clear umbrella body allows full view of pet.

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heh heh! April 26, 2005 posted by

We got us a convoy.

The ME2 Convoy 88 electric truck. $8118.00. The narrowest delivery vehicle in the world at 88cm? Don’t leave it outside your shop at night dude, just park it between the shelves and plug it in.  No need to worry about parking space. You can contain it in your shop or store after your business hours. Also no need to worry about its driving performance. This size is achieved by developing the characteristic of low gravity center of electric vehicles. You can drive it…

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heh heh! April 19, 2005 posted by

Van de graft.

The Ferret has always wanted his own trade van, and now he has one. Wizard.  Now you can have what everyone has dreamed of for countless centuries. Your own air conditioning van. In order to afford such a luxury in real life, you’d need a lot of cash. You could take out a cash advance, but even then you might not have enough.

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heh heh! April 8, 2005 posted by

Grow your own Ferrari.

Grow Your Own Ferrari. Well it made this Ferret laugh, anyway.  This is the cheapest “Ferrari” you will ever buy! A simple packet of fantasy seeds to plant….and you just never know what will appear! Lots of witty comments on the packets relating to the specimen you have chosen. NB The contents are actually Sunflower Seeds (sorry to spoil the fun!).

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heh heh! March 10, 2005 posted by

Do U Suck?

Here’s an astonishingly large selection of *.sucks sites from a Google results page. Golly, are there really over 2 million of them? That’s a whole heap of annoyed people. Top of the heap? [via Metafilter]

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heh heh! March 9, 2005 posted by

Riki Robot.

Riki the Gyrating Robot Alarm Clock. Would you like to be woken by a gyrating robot? Well would you? Honestly? $59.00.  This fantastic little robot alarm clock will start your day with a wiggle and a giggle. Now you can have Riki the Space Robot wake you up in time for school, work or that important cyber meeting you just can’t miss. This cute little robot will gyrate to music to help start your day with a smile…Three little lights blink…

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