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heh heh! April 19, 2005 posted by

Van de graft.

The Ferret has always wanted his own trade van, and now he has one. Wizard.  Now you can have what everyone has dreamed of for countless centuries. Your own air conditioning van. In order to afford such a luxury in real life, you’d need a lot of cash. You could take out a cash advance, but even then you might not have enough.

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heh heh! April 8, 2005 posted by

Grow your own Ferrari.

Grow Your Own Ferrari. Well it made this Ferret laugh, anyway.  This is the cheapest “Ferrari” you will ever buy! A simple packet of fantasy seeds to plant….and you just never know what will appear! Lots of witty comments on the packets relating to the specimen you have chosen. NB The contents are actually Sunflower Seeds (sorry to spoil the fun!).

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heh heh! March 10, 2005 posted by

Do U Suck?

Here’s an astonishingly large selection of *.sucks sites from a Google results page. Golly, are there really over 2 million of them? That’s a whole heap of annoyed people. Top of the heap? [via Metafilter]

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heh heh! March 9, 2005 posted by

Riki Robot.

Riki the Gyrating Robot Alarm Clock. Would you like to be woken by a gyrating robot? Well would you? Honestly? $59.00.  This fantastic little robot alarm clock will start your day with a wiggle and a giggle. Now you can have Riki the Space Robot wake you up in time for school, work or that important cyber meeting you just can’t miss. This cute little robot will gyrate to music to help start your day with a smile…Three little lights blink…

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heh heh! February 23, 2005 posted by


Pimpzilla. Firefox for the bro’, ya know?  Pimpzilla is a theme for the browser Firefox. It’s also probably the most tacky & overdone piece of GUI design out there, aimed solely for true internet-connaisseurs [sic]. If you are into fur and lot’s of bling, this is the theme for you.

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heh heh! February 7, 2005 posted by


Gizoogle.  Gigiggle! Tha Red Ferret JournalWelcome ta Tha Red Ferret Journal. Gadgets, coo’ sites, tizzy news n trivia droppin hits. In orda ta makes tha mizzay of this site pleaze activate … – 52k – Similar Pages  Why snoop dogg? We are all huge fans of Snoop Dogg and his work. This website was created in his honor and we hope nobody is offended by us doing so. Please help support Snoop Dogg and his works by buying his albums…

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heh heh! February 2, 2005 posted by

MSN search lovely.

Now here’s funny. Input ‘what is the best operating system’ into Microsoft’s sparkly new MSN search engine and result #1 is – the homepage. Well it made this Ferret laugh anyway! [Thanks Tom] [Update: check out also ‘which is the best web browser?’ Arf!]

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heh heh! February 1, 2005 posted by

The Official Stella Awards.

The Official Stella Awards. The 2004 winner was Mrs  Mary Ubaudi of Madison County, Ill.,who is suing car maker Mazda for failing ‘to provide instructions regarding the safe and proper use of a seatbelt.’ Lovely. Silly, but lovely.   The Stella Awards were inspired by Stella Liebeck. In 1992, Stella, then 79, spilled a cup of McDonald’s coffee onto her lap, burning herself. A New Mexico jury awarded her $2.9 million in damages, but that’s not the whole story. Ever since, the…

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heh heh! January 31, 2005 posted by


Date My Pet. The pet lovers meeting place. Probably the most bizarre, but logical, dating website in the world. Oh, and if there’s a cute 30 something girl who’s into crustaceans and would like to hook up with Monty the Crawfish, then Brad would like to talk to her soon. Ay, yi, yi!  Date Me…Date My Pet. Whether you are looking for a life partner, a buddy for your pet or just someone to hang out with, here you’ll be able to…

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heh heh! January 7, 2005 posted by

Man, that hums.

How much fun is it to rescue a swank and very stuck $50,000 Hummer with your 22 year old Jeep jalopy? Lots we bet! $50000 for your Hummer H2$300 for your custom H2 license plate$450 to fill up your H2 with GAS @ $1.89/gal & 9 mpg Pictures of your Hummer H2 on the internet being rescued by a 20 year old Jeep from a 12″ stump in a parking lot beside a port-a-jon for all the internet to see $PRICELESS$  

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heh heh! January 6, 2005 posted by


The BeDazzler is back apparently. Oooh, how decadent. $19.99.  The hottest craft item in America is back! Redesign your clothes and create a whole new look with this cool device. The Be-Dazzler safely fastens rhinestones and studs to jeans, T-shirts and almost anything else you can think of! Create your own style, set a trend or just look great!

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heh heh! December 21, 2004 posted by

The Pen-ultimate.

The Graphyscaf Pen. $3,200.00 gets you so much ‘ow my eyes’ that you’ll start to ring-ding-ding. Oh yes!  Solid gold nib; stainless steel body with 12 micro gold-plate; non-precious stones This seriously bling-worthy pen is made up of 195 separate components assembled with 296 rivets. Ink is loaded into the pen by putting the nib into an ink well, and then rolling the wheel at the top of the pen

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