The EZLoop VoIP Wireless (Wi-Fi) Phone. These new Wi-Fi handsets are starting to look pretty interesting. Design wise at least.  The EZLoop Wireless VoIP Phone is a next generation communication device. It adds Voice-over-IP (VoIP) communications with wireless installations, allowing simultaneous voice and data support on the same wireless backbone. EZLoop Wireless VoIP Phone also features an LCD display for business or home user applications, and provides straightforward user customization based on changing needs.

Wi Spy. Admit it, occasionally you get a really burning desire to know what’s going on inside your wireless network. It’s OK, you can tell us. Well here’s a little gizgag to make things a little easier. It looks a bit nerdly, but it should help you identify interference, best channels an’ more useful stuff on your Bluetooth, Wi-Fi or other connection. $99.99.  Wi-Spy is the world’s smallest 2.4 GHz spectrum analyzer, and has been designed specifically for troubleshooting and analyzing Wi-Fi networks. It…

The LED Dress Shirt. OK, tuxedo. Check. Black patent leather spats. Check. Solid 22 carat gold cufflinks. Check. LED dress shirt. Err….. From $39.99.

The Smart SCART Plus. The Ferret really hates having to fiddle around with SCART sockets – setting them up, switching them over – all that palaver when you’ve got DVD recorders, set top boxes, games consoles, video cameras etc to contend with. So it’s nice to report from personal experience that this cool 8 input auto SCART router actually does its job brilliantly. It auto switches components like a dream, has a built in signal amplifier and features a neat auto sensing feature for camcorders. Every home should have one, even if…

The Crystalift Resurfacing System. Nope, not for roads, for your face. Otherwise known as a personal vacuum microdermabrasion machine. Just $179.00 for a kit to suck away your wrinkles. Golly isn’t science wonderful?  Crystalift is not another cream, but is a revolutionary counter-top machine that for the first time, offers a true at-home-alternative to spending thousands of $$$ on microdermabrasion, injections and laser treatments. Now you can afford to treat yourself like a professional and achieve beautiful radiant, young-looking skin you have…

The Vapourtek LaserVap. You have to admire a marketing department that specs up a groovy Star Trek shape – and name – for something as ho-hum as a hand held steam cleaner, don’t you? All chic curves and two tone colour smarts. But hey, you never know, it might actually be a cool, hot steam cleaning product. So let’s not mock too soon, eh? £59.95.  The VapourTek LaserVap hand held steam cleaner has benefits such as the ability to re-fill without decommissioning…

The Hallmarked Solid Silver 2GB USB 2.0 Ball Pen. So you’re like, there, on the 8th floor, trying to sort out some dumb user’s grubby Dell workstation. He’s giving you the 8th floor glare -as if you give a hoot – and you decide to, like, take him down. So ever so nonchalantly you reach deep into the bowels of your Dominos stained Scott eVest and pull out this puppy. All $850.00 of gleaming white ribbed, hallmarked silver and 2GB loveliness, and…

The 5D Data Glove. Of absolutely no use whatsoever to anyone unless hooked up to a motion capture system, but still….there’s something fashionably chic about it, don’t you think? In a ‘not quite Michael Jackson’ way. USB or wireless Bluetooth versions available from just $995.00. Bargain!   The system interfaces with the computer via a USB cable. A Serial Port (RS 232 – platform independent) option is availible through the 5DT Data Glove Ultra Serial Interface Kit. It features 8-bit flexure resolution,…

Apple Shape 8 in 1 Card Reader. So what do you think? Lawyer letters on their way from Cupertino in a month? Place your bets now. $10.00.  8-in-1 CARD READER / WRITER Slot: SD, SD-ultra, SDC, MMC, HS-MMC, RS-MMC, *Mini SD, *T-Flash *means CARD ADAPTER is required # No external power required # Small, Lightweight and Portable # Plug and play # Low power consumption # High durability

The new Navman iCN750 GPS navigation system features an uber cool idea. The unit incorporates a 1.3 megapixel digital camera and a hard drive so you can take snaps of places you visit – cheesily called NavPix – and use these images as navigation points. Want to return to a small remote hillside? Snap the photo and click on it the next time you want to go there. Clever eh? No hassles with addresses or zip codes etc. And what’s more the company…

The Aquacraft V24 One Design R/C Powerboat. Nearly five feet long, gas powered, Futaba radio control system, speeds of up to 35mph, 40 minutes running on a full tank. This is not yer grand-pappy’s model boat. $1,499.95.   The 54 Inch Gas-Powered Remote Controlled Speedboat. Nearly 5′ long, this is the sleek, remote controlled water craft propelled by a 24cc Fuji gasoline engine that slices through water at speeds up to 35 mph. The aluminum pull-start engine will run for up to…

The Very Large Calculator. The age of miniaturisation is dead. Long live giant pocket unfriendly devices. With big user friendly buttons. Takes size AAAAAAAAA batteries. Around $21.00.

The Potty Glow glow in the dark toilet seat. Insert suitably crude nuclear waste joke here. $20.00. When you gotta go…it’s gotta glow! Indeed.

Dot Matrix Watches. Pretty slick design stuff from somewhere, these leather wristbands are studded with black LEDs that sparkle into life at the touch of a button and deliver the kind of time and date experience that can make grown men cry. Or at least reach for their comforter. £69.95/$112.62.  …these leather wristband watches are studded with a matrix of black LEDs that, at the touch of a button, do a funky kind of Mexican wave scroll effect and then…

The Astone Mobile Washer is an inflatable washing machine. Yeah I know, it is a clever idea isn’t it? I don’t think you have to blow it up or anything, that’s a bit silly, you just pull it into shape as needed. Great for when your duds need a freshen up during an all night rave. What? Oh OK, great for caravans and RVs too. Tsk. $70.00.  Well what if you could have the convenience of a fully-operational washing machine without taking…