Pack-a-Cone. Like, you know, there’s not quite enough traffic cones littering our streets already. We need more. Yep, and they should be flashing, blinking annoyances that squish flat so we can carry a bagful and scatter them…[That’s enough – Ed]. $24.85.  Pack-A-Cone’s built-in flasher (with ON/OFF switch) can be seen clearly in the dark, even in fog. Made of nylon and polyester with a sturdy polyethylene base, it opens to 16” high, and collapses to just 2″ thick for convenient…

Sky Caddie GPS Golf Rangefinder. Using a massive amount of state of the art satellite technology to let you know your game sucks! $349.95.  Using a powerful microprocessor, GPS, and satellite-based accuracy enhancement technology, the SkyCaddie automatically calculates, as you move, distances to up to forty targets per hole simultaneously in less than a second. You will already have your number when you get to your ball.

Light Fingers. Hey, now you can be called light fingered and not stress about it. Yeah well, it was just a thought. Anyhoo, this is a personal wrist-borne light show which looks like it might be fun. For about 10 minutes. $19.95. [Via Book of Joe]

The Soundproof Microphone. You want to practice your Karaoke don’t you? And not wake the neighbours? Well don’t argue, just grab one of these puppies and be amazed as you sing like a canary, without the divorce. Around $68.00.

The TV Watch. Hmm…it looks as though they’ve updated the veteran Dick Tracy wrist gadget for fashionistas by making it smaller and brighter. Or maybe we’re just a sucker for a clever promo shot. Anyway yours for a mere $207.69/£129.00.  The TV antenna has been very cleverly inserted into the headphones, just plug ’em in and tune in to your favourite programme. Blisteringly simple to use, the TV Watch will play for an hour on a full charge, and three hours when used with…

And now, ladies and gennlemen, the teeny tiny gadget of the week award goes to the 5:1 USB 2.0 Audio Adapter with microphone jack. Smaller than a busted flush, prettier than a drunken boxer, cheaper than an Algerian ex-prime minister. $9.95.  Eliminate the need for a traditional sound card with this USB to Audio adapter. Real USB plug & play to upgrade any on-board soundcard to 5.1 Digital Surround Sound without any hardware installation. Connect a speaker or headphone directly to the…

The new LED Clock – Special Edition. Desk clock with remote control, mirrored glass and message board. Delicious ain’t it? So where’s your £600.00 then, eh?

The Jackpot Slots Watch. Vegas on your wrist, so to speak. With audio. $81.00 or so. Double or quits?  The game works just like a slot machine – you select the amount to bet and then press the D button to spin the reels. The display spins and scrolls over to reveal numbers and symbols – matching combinations will earn you more credits. The lowest pay out, 2 of a kind, will earn you 5 times your original stake –…

The Megxon M500 15 in 1 Multimedia Player. 5 megapixel camera (interpolated to 12mpx), digital video recorder from TV, camcorder, webcam, games console (woo, Tetris), MP3 player, Photo jukebox and player, PDA (clock, calendar, calculator, currency, blah…), USB drive, voice recorder onto SD. Did we miss anything Marge? Oh..and a removable hard disk is…*cough*…coming…*cough*. $256.80. Why do I feel that this is possibly not an astoundingly high quality product, hmm?

Speed Play. Meccano has gone all Lego Mindstorms high tech. These kits include power tools which turn into electric engines for the models, plus USB connectors so you can download music and movements from your PC into your new toy. Sounds like a product waiting desperately for a hack. Pfaff!

PhotoAlarm. Install motion sensing security camera, activate system via mobile phone. Wait for villain. Snap, nab, happy ever after.  PhotoAlarm offers you the best security solution to your home or business. If the alarm detects a movement, it takes an instant photo which is sent directly to our 24-hour alarm receiving centre. The alarm receiving centre informs the police in case any uninvited intruders have entered your premises.