The Casio Wrist Audio Player. $376.00. Limp wrist, Limp Biskit.  Wearable MP3 format file player Built-in 32MB MMC Approximate Play time: 33 min (High quality); 44 min (Medium quality); 66 min (Low quality) Rechargeable lithium-ion battery

The Retro Clock Radio Telephone. If you’ve got to go retro, do it properly we say. Or in Bakelite. $79.00.  This neat clock radio telephone features 4 Hand Analog Clock AM/FM Radio with Phone! Buttons: Radio On/Off, AM/FM Band, Tuning, Volume, Alarm On/Off, Snooze/Dial light, Receiver volume Hi/Lo, Ringer volume Hi/Lo, Tone/Pulse, Flash/Redial.

AM/FM Binoculars. These partic-ular binoc-ulars are extracuric-ular all round. £19.99.  Ideal for sports enthusiasts everywhere, these small but powerful binoculars also house a detachable sacnning AM/FM radio allowing the user to listen to scores & commentary both locally and nationally whilst keeping a close eye on the action. Cool gadget!

The iRocks MP Car IR-1100. FM radio, cigar socket adapter, player charger, USB MP3 player. Plug into your car lighter socket, slot in your USB MP3 player and rockz and rollz. Or waltz. Or wateva, dude!  the input receiving radio (the FM radio) with in car audio the transmission! When only radio frequency it fixes, there is a possibility of listening to high-pitched tone question music. The use }mp{3 / }cdp{/ PDA / cassette reel mouth back various sounder is…

Spy Bug. Just another way for you and your family to grow ever closer together. £12.00. “I’m telling you Martha, you’ve got to discipline the sneaky little brat, or there’s no telling what he’ll….hey, what’s this stuck to the underside of the bed….did you….?”  Simply pop this super-duper spy bug on any surface and you can listen in to people’s conversations from another room in your house. The antenna transmits to the clip on receiver unit, through walls, for a distance of up…

If ever I was to buy an Ionic Air Purifier, I think that this one is the one I would want sitting next to my desk. Discreet, elegant and designed to speak volumes about your timeless sense of taste. Eat your heart out Sharper Image! Luckily no-one bid on this, so maybe we’ll get another chance on the relist?  This air purifier also acts as a lamp!! Simply press the switch, and the lamp turns on. What I really like…

3D Cinema Headphones. Billed as …’the first and only complete 3D Cinema surround sound and multi-channel sound headphone. Enjoy Dolby Digital and Dolby Surround movies, with thrilling, realistic surround sound over any conventional USB outlet.’ Not sure they’re right Martha, but hey we’re a charitable bunch round here. $99.95 and expected soon.

The Glow Pet Leash. $30.00.  A must for night walks with your four-legged friend. • Leash glows in dark and flashes for visibility; dual-beam high power 10,000 hour strobe light helps you see what lies ahead. • Ergonomic handle.

The B&D Jar Opener. Death Star kitchen design overkill? Sledgehammer. Nut. Crack? $49.99.  This handy Black & Decker Jar Opener has a collapsible design that adjusts to fit almost any size jar, from large to small. To use the Black & Decker Jar Opener, lift its handle and place a jar on the turntable. Lower the upper body to rest on top of the jar, and then press and hold the on/off button until the lid is loosened. That’s it! When…

Cordless Shoe Dryers. Because wet shoes are unhappy shoes. $24.95.  An easy way to eliminate shoe moisture and odor, these small cordless dryers have tiny silicon gel granules with thousands of capillaries that draw dampness from the air without harming footwear. The ABS plastic dryers have a fold-out plug that connects to an AC outlet for charging; after an eight hour charge, they can be placed in shoes, closets, or anywhere moisture needs to be reduced.

The Accenda Universal Remote Control. $90.00. Voice control, simple to understand layout, easy read buttons. Why aren’t all remotes like this?  The world’s first “accessible” remote, full of features and easy for anyone to use. Originally designed for use by persons with disabilities, the Accenda Universal Remote has two operation modes to accommodate every need. Smart Source technology automatically selects the right souce [sic] for each feature: TV, VCR, DVD, cable, etc. Flip-down key pad door conceals more rarely used…

The Mickey Mouse Musical Toaster. $49.95. “It’s not enough we hafta eat dis early in the morning, but we gotta listen to the freakin’ toaster singin’ too? An’ what’s with the dumb picture on da slices? I’m telling ya, there’s gonna be some changes around here, you mark my words.”  Special feature toasts Mickeys face onto bread! Plays Mickey Mouse Club March when toast pops up. Electric browning control.

The Coleman Mini Lantern Clock Radio. $48.00. “Dad, dad, what does convergence mean?”“Just shut up son and light the radio.”   AM/FM radio alarm clock LCD display (indiglo back light – reverse LCD) Light/snooze button • Speaker: 2 1/4″, 8 ohm

The Laser Guided bomb Parking System. $29.99. Is this what they mean by the peace dividend?  This automatic guidance system allows you to pull into the exact same spot time and time again with laser-beam accuracy! Best of all, the parking system is easy to install, requiring only a Phillips screwdriver…Simply pull your car into your garage, under the laser, until the beam reaches a specific area on your vehicle that you pre-selected. For example, to prevent from pulling in…

The USB Aqua Hub. Store phone. Plug peripheral. Watch fake fishies. Pay $39.00? [Via GadgetMadness]  Thanko presents USB Aqua Hub, an unique and adorable design for an USB hub. A Waterglobe is attached on top of a 4 USB ports hub. The Duck and the Fog both have 2 pencil holders on the waterglobe. Nemo features a cellphone holder instead of 2 pencil holders. Great idea for presents and gifts.