The HiTec RoboNova 1. Listen, I can walk, run, do flips, cartwheels, dance moves and am controlled by 16 powerful digital servos. What can you do, puny human? $1,299.00.  This fully articulating, 12″ high, mechanical man is controlled with 16 powerful HSR-8498HB digital servos built specifically for the ROBONOVA-I by Hitec. The custom gold anodized metal servo brackets serve as a strong and lightweight exoskeleton. ROBONOVA-I also features durable plastic body case components that protect the control board and battery…

The MegaChi Far Infrared Pendant. Apparently this puppy will not only protect you from harmful ELF and EMF radiation from mobile phones, microwave ovens and low flying electricity towers, but also from the negative thoughts of other people. Now there’s versatile, eh? $249.95.  Now, using that same advanced technology, a way has been found to locally neutralize the devitalizing electronic pollution in the environment. The Pendant also utilizes far infrared technology, which is a frequency of invisible wavelength band of…

The TeleSpy Motion Activated Intrusion System. Phone sits on table. Minding own business. If it detects intruder via sensor, it calls you at a pre-arranged number and you can listen in to the room for 30 seconds via an amplified microphone. If it’s your cat, go back to your bingo, if it’s nasty person call police. Happy. $79.95.  The TeleSpy allows you to decide from a safe location, “children or family members”. Friendly intrusions include allowable visits from family or…

The CX 200 Portable Director II Cell Phone Jammer [updated] Palm Mini Jammer . Take a good look, because you may see a lot more of these little babies arriving here in the West once laws get changed, and people reach the end of tethers with loud mouths. The strange translation from Japanese says something like – ‘secretly switch on – so it’s clearly covert. Uh-huh. Anyhoo, two modes, one gives 70 seconds jamming (i.e. peace) around you, the other fades…

The Escargot Kitchen Timer. This is rather weird. A kitchen timer that moves across the surface as it’s timing your frog’s leg soup. Ewwww….does it leave a trail? Ewwwww…..[Via Sehin-World]  OLIO ESCARGOT Crawling Kitchen Timer is a cute-looking, brightly-colored mechanical timer that crawls like a real snail as it counts your cooking time. A real-life example of how Ikonee design team merges innovative idea, aesthetics and experience into an amazingly elegant yet simple, functional household product.

The Inflatable Massage Chair. There’s probably a gazillion or so individuals who would love to sink into a La-Z-Boy chair of an evening after a hard day’s toil, but can’t afford price or space to house same. So don’t. Get one of these cheapo inflatable massage models instead, and pray that your cat miraculously and fortuitously loses its claws. £79.95/$143.91.  The Inflatable Massage Chair features an auto-massage function, but also comes with a remote handset for easy control of its three intensity…

The Ventriloquist Alarm Clock. Record your mother-in-law shouting obscenities at you, it may not be pretty but it might rouse you in time for your day’s labour. Or maybe you’re more Zen than hen? $95.00.   A breath of fresh air in our techno world, the ventriloquist alarm clock allows you to record your own message or sound to wake up to. Whether it’s a self-motivation motto “Get-up, get-up, get-up…”, a special message from someone you love or any sound…