USB Measuring Gauge. Let’s assume for the sake of charity that you don’t need the PC and USB port to do the measuring, just for the downloading of previously captured…

USB Roll-up Piano. Wait, wait, don’t leave. It’s USB. Yes, you need to carry your computer around with you as well. Isn’t that fab? A super portable fold up piano…

My Friend. Animatronic fur-ball fun comes to the living room with this…ahem…creature. They react, adapt and interact with you just like a real husband or wife, and you even get to feed them…

This puppy is being billed as the world’s first Smart USB Flash Drive, and quite frankly we can’t be bothered to argue. Anyhoo it features a ‘Bi-stable cholesteric digital display’…

The Star Trek 40th Anniversary Phaser. Set believability to stun, enjoy the authentic sound and light effects and may the force be with you. What? WHAT? $34.98.  This life-size STAR…

Onion Goggles. Stop sniffing and smile, but whatever you do, don’t look in the mirror until you’ve finished chopping, OK? $19.95. [Via Stylehive]  Don’t Cry Over Chopped Onions…When all else…

The Oktomat follows on the Lomography tradition but adds more lenses for a total of eight. Eight you say, how splendid, eight for the price of one. Ah yes we…

The ZapTag ER+ Waterproof USB Drive is more than just a common or garden storage device y’know. Oh yes. It also contains your entire medical history embedded in its special software….

The iZak Portable Media Center. You remember those grandad, don’t you? They were those things that you connected to your PC, downloaded your media to and then carted next door…

Duck Fader. The evil side of the cutesy glowing duck family. Quite why you’d want this bobbing around in your bath escapes us for the moment. But give it time……

The Oceanic HUD Mask. The only diving we do is for money down the back of the couch, but that don’t stop us wanting to have a heads up display mask…