The Send4Help System combines a SkyMinder GPS and GSM device with a 24 hour national response service to provide emergency assistance wherever you are. The Skyminder 500 costs £199.99 and the service subscription is £19.99 a month, so you really do need to feel quite vulnerable to justify one of these kits. Still, peace of mind is peace of mind, isn’t it?  How the SkyMinder 500 works. In the event of an emergency, simply raise the alarm by holding down simultaneously the…

The MiJam Guitar is a guitar simulator which you can use with your iPod to jam along to songs in a variety of styles like rock, blues and bass. Actually it sounds a bit like the Guitar Hero controller, but we’re not going to go there because life’s too short and Santa’s coming soon. £26.99.   Each Guitar has four sound styles including heavy metal, rock, blues and bass. These are easily selected with a push of a button on…

EchoBot is a voice recorder with a difference. Well quite a few differences really. For one thing it’s not square, chrome or dull. For another you can attach it to things via suckers or bendy legs. Finally it’s motion sensitive, so it will replay your recorded message as soon as someone approaches to within a metre. You’d better just hope that it’s the right person, eh? £9.95.  Record voice message of up to 10 seconds # Message is played back…

The G-Gorce Giant Atomic Clock. Complete with indoor and outdoor sensor thermometers and a remote control so you can operate it from Mars and still see the numerals loud and clear. No excuses any more for missing your family pick up times (providing the batteries hold up). $49.95.  The LCD is an incredible 13″ x 7.5″. So big, you can see it from just about anywhere. Framed by handsome oak, it looks just as wonderful hanging from a wall in your house…

The Pen-One Biometric Pen has a fingerprint reader embedded at the pointy end which authenticates a fingerprint in less than a second while you’re signing those all important documents agreeing to bail, or whatever. Presumably the only slight problem is that you’ve got to have a computer attached to said writing implement at all times in order to process the bio data, which could put a bit of a bulge in the business suit. Ah well…  Pen-One blends the tradition and comfort of…

The Decokichi Weird Mouse. OK, so it isn’t called that, but we don’t care. Because it is weird. Very weird. Not only is it covered with Swarovski crystals, but you operate it by tilting it in different directions, presumably triggering a gymbal or something. Which means that you can use it on sand, blankets or whatever. Check out the video if you don’t believe us. Weird. Around $135.00 in Yen like. [via AVING]

The Voyager Arcade Machine comes complete with 40 classic games like Donkey Kong, Frogger et al, an internal PC with 17” monitor and is hand crafted with love and dedication by a team of ex-Playstation marketing managers and their wives. Or something. £1675.00 says so much more about your street gaming cred than a Wii 360 PSP ever will.  The guts of this arcade machine is a quality control tested PC system that’s been developed for complete reliability to give you problem…