The Vibro Shape Slimming Belt provides not just one, but two magnificent ways to shed those unsightly love handles from your waist. Not only does the thing vibrate your fat cells to death for you, but the 65 degree heating element will encourage the poor little things to ooze out of your belly into a pile of glutinous sweaty slop at your feet. Or something. £13.83 (including a nifty maxi-size plastic nappy perhaps?)
The high performance unit features adjustable vibration settings and an incredible heating feature to warm muscles. Perfect for relaxation (especially after that “big game”) or great as an easy way to lose weight. It works by dynamically stimulating the fat cells so they are transformed into the fatty acid glycerol which is then passed out as perspiration (sweat). The belt can also be used on the shoulders, hips, and thighs for a full body workout and a safe auto timer will turn the unit off after 15 minutes.