The SatNag is a fake GPS satellite navigation toy that is far too dangerous to be allowed to live. Press the button and instead of guiding you to your destination the thing will deliver a number of penetratingly funny comments from a plumb voiced English female back-seat driver which are a little too close to the truth. You can hear a selection on the sales site (scroll down), but here’s a taster…
“I know you’re a man, but it’s been 35 minutes now, so can you please admit you’re lost and ask someone the way?”
“In 50 meters I’m going to put on my most annoying voice and say ‘Is your short cut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this, well, is it darling?”
I think that’s enough for you to get the gist. £7.99 (but be careful who you give it to, won’t you?)
The Sat Nag is the greatest in-car invention since the Sat Nav. Actually no, it’s better than a Sat Nav, and even if it’s guaranteed to get you nowhere fast, it’s one of those jokes that just keeps on giving. Press the button on the front and a very well-recorded, patronising woman’s voice will come out with one of a host of hysterical Sat Nav-type commands…There are loads of them, and the main reason they’re so darn funny is that (whilst ducking a flying shoe) they’re so accurate, we’ve all been there, and boy are we all going there again.