The Hotinazma Pocket Auto Electrical System Stabilizer promises to…uh…stabilize your car voltages and thereby ‘improve fuel consumption, reduce emissions’ and brighten up your day. Not only that, dear reader, but it also doubles up as a negative ion generator to improve the air quality in the cabin. Gosh! According to the charts – there are always charts, eh? – mpg goes up 8%, CO2 down 40% and power up 5.8ps. All for just $99.95. Form an orderly queue now please, people.
The Hot Inazma Pocket works by stabilizing the electricity flowing through your electrical system through the positive and negative discharge at the end of the cigarette ligher. The battery is already creating its own electrical currents to all electrical systems in your vehicle, but the current is not stable. The Hot Inazma Pocket works as an added electrical current that adds on to the existing current created by the battery.
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Fine, I’ll believe it after their claims are verified by disinterested third-party testing labs.
Otherwise, I’ll trade them that bridge I own for one.
Nige, you’ve gotta stop reading your spam.
It is a nice color blue…
I’ve heard it also cures hemroids, erectile dysfunction, digestive problems, and more. The catch is you have to use the device like a suppository…..
But I LIKE spam. :-)
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@Todd – I can tell you’re easily pleased. :-)
Can you connect loads of these, and get your car go miles by just wafting petrol vapour near the filler cap?
@saluma – yep, as long as you sing a happy little song at the same time. :-)
Gosh. Sounds way more effective than just keeping your car serviced.
Mind you, products like this are a good sign. It means we still have enough oil to waste producing them and shipping them ’round the world.
Wow, I didn’t know there were companies based where there were no “Truth in Advertising” laws….
….hope they have some good lawyers…..