The Red Ferret Journal

This Digital Therapy Machine promises to transfer the benefits of Far Eastern treatment techniques through a handheld gizmo that looks a bit like a TV remote control. The thing offers Acupuncture, Massage, Cupping and Scrapping (?) modes, as well as lots of other tingly stuff which is probably delivered through those innocent looking electrode pads. I’m not so sure I’d like to have my healthcare placed in the hands of three AAA batteries, but you may have slightly differing priorities squire. $35.99.

 This product is a new generation of healthcare product developed in accordance with theory of Traditional Chinese Meridians and Vessels, electro biology, physics and modern microelectronic technology and in combination with abundant Clinical practice… This product is also a family and individual health care therapeutic device of the most advanced, the highest application rate and the best effect on body reaction by combining seven therapeutically methods.