Talking Calculator with Earbuds. Consider this dear reader. Right now, at this very moment somewhere in the world, there is a person sitting with a pair of earphones on listening to their calculator. Sure it may sound fine, but actually, deep down, when you really really think about it? It’s just a tiny bit scary. $29.98.

 Reads aloud all digits, functions and calculations entered. 10-digit readout on the large LCD screen. Plus, current time is announced at a touch of a button. Use the included earbuds to listen in privacy. Also features alarm, calendar, and volume low/high/off.