You want April 1st? We’ll give you some. If you’re going to do it, do it right peeps, not just some random Photoshop and a bit of har-har text. This Voss & Mauser GPS implant service site does it properly. Stick the gun on the arm, shoot the little GPS dongle under the skin. Perfect for tracking baby’s wanderings right? Love the Flash design, the funky music loop and the German (nice touch, bit of a Bond scientist feel there). Happy day!