Yo, sup. Wass happenin’, dog? Need some treatment for that pinkie burn? Grab some Bling Bandages and make yo’self a playa. Checkit. $4.95. <with apologies to Wm F. Shakespeare>
Cover up your minor cuts and scratches with an extravagant display of fake wealth! Each 3-3/4″ tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3″ x 1″ latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.
I'm no expert at keepin' it gangsta, but I'm pretty certain you meant 'dawg', rather than 'dog'.
Poo…yo' right there, fo shizzle… :)dawg…