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Dear reader, brought to you straight from the Dumbest Product of the Century Dept, we have the Ohgoodgrief whatweretheythinking Automatic Cigarette Lighter and Oxygen Air Purifier with Fragrance device. Just awesome. So you stick your cancer stick in the hole and it automatically lights it and spits it back out at you, while at the same time sterilizing the air in your vehicle with Ions and Oxygen and stuff, making it all smell nice with perfume? And they call it a healthy smoking machine? Un-be-chuffin’-lievable. $54.99.
This Smoking Lighter can light the cigarette and purify the smoke automatically. Environmental Ion Oxygen Hydronium function. With a 15ML Car Perfume Bottle internally, you can add all kinds of your favourite perfume…Environmental Ion Oxygen Air Purifier function: sterilizing, eliminating formaldehyde, charring smoke, freshing air, supplying active hydronium and oxygen for human body to enhance human immunity.
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Nigel is the managing editor of the Red Ferret, as well as a freelance columnist for the Sunday Times newspaper in London. Loves tech and fancies himself as a bit of a futurist, but then don't we all?
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