The Speak-Easi is a �22.99 gizmoid that ‘turns any phone handset, mobile or landline, into a handsfree � which means you can enjoy chatting while you get on with chores, take notes, move around the room or just lie in bed in a semi-comatose state.’

The gimmick? It sports two shiny chrome lips with move in sync with the caller’s speech. Riiiigghhht!!!!

The SpeechEasy is ‘the most advanced, smallest and effective new treatment for the problem of stuttering.[sic] It is small enough to fit completely in your ear canal, yet it uses an advanced microprocessor that has all the power found in a computer.’

Priced from $3600.00 upwards. H-h-h-how much?