Here’s a collection of over 900 free Ringtone Sound Effects in MP3 format for you to enjoy (scroll down the page). Some are pretty good, like the alarm bells, some not so (e.g. almost all the spoken ones are too low res to use). But hey, the price is right. Enjoy.
Why be like everyone else with a plain, dull piece of music for your ringtone. Now when your phone rings you can have the 3 stooges speak, hear laughs, musical instruments, sirens, gunshots or just about anything else you can think of. Just imagine how everyone on the crowded bus will stare at you when your phone sounds like a flock of seagulls, a toilet flushing or a machine gun.