The Desktop Teeth Whitener Lamp promises to make your teeth shinier than Donny Osmond on happy pills. Stick some gel on your pegs, point the light at your mouth for a while and voila, a smile that’ll kill a blackbird at 10 feet. Or something. $410.69/£257.74.
The up-to-date cool light Desktop Teeth Whitening Lamp can convert electric energy into strong blue light. The cool blue light activates the whitening gel and oxidizes the pigment of the teeth through dentin tubes in the shortest time, discoloring the teeth to sparkling white both externally and internally. The 30-minute process ensures an improvement of five to fourteen shades.