Dr Timmy’s Micro Hand-Crank LED Torch is unquestionably a thing of wonder. Small, useful, everlastingly delicious and probably very hard work. But let’s not get cranky, eh? Geddit? $4.99.
A steampunktastic flashlight that runs for as long as you’re alive to crank it * Small silver & black flashlight fastens to your keyring or the rivets on your costume * Eat food, get energy, use energy to crank the torch, receive light! * Essential for night time safety to prevent banana-motivated muggings * Each torch bears the Dr. Timmy Seal of Approval!