You got a smartphone? Wow. I’ve got the Privé Phone a retro brick phone covered in 76 diamonds and made from 22ct gold. Did I mention the technology on this phone? It’s got text messaging and a COLOUR screen. There are only ten of these in the world, and when I’m at home this phone is stored in the limited edition solid granite box that it came in.
This piece of modern gadgetry is so large, I can’t even put it in my pocket so I guess if I’m mobile, I’ll be “shining” this baby everywhere I go! Better buy a platinum chain to strap it to me!
I think this thing is a steal at £139,995 (US$212,400), in fact, with the included one-year membership I get to Privé International with access to a private jet/yacht charters and vacation properties, I probably should be paying even more for this valuable asset to my empire. [I wonder how much it weighs? – Ed.]
Privé International has collaborated exclusively with Stuart Hughes to produce the “Privé Phone” a completely refurbished retro brick phone, 76 diamonds IF flawless 23ct , 22ct solid gold circa 900 grams. The phone also is bristling with the latest technology WAP, Text SMS, COLOUR SCREEN.