This Ride On Police Motorcycle puts the scary back into child development. Whether or not you think your 5 year old should be hunting down villains is one thing, but giving them a working siren to play with indoors? Madness. Bonus points for kitting them out in one of those snazzy hard cop uniforms too. Nurse? More Ritalin over here please. $399.95.
Its built-in rechargeable battery powers its 12-volt electric motor on smooth terrains such as sidewalks, patios, or driveways; a hand-throttle provides two forward gears (2 mph and 4 mph) and one reverse gear 2 mph, accompanied by revving motorcycle sounds from its built-in speaker. Supporting a rider up to 110 lbs., the two rear wheels provide balanced riding without the need for bike-riding skill; braking is provided by releasing the throttle…