The Smarthydro is slick, Brazilian and smarter than your average Space Shuttle. Controlled by remote control or smartphone, it fills itself, keeps the temperature constant, features a bubble and light show on demand and when you’re done it’ll clean itself at the push of a button. Just about the only thing it won’t do is scrub your back, but that’s probably an upcoming optional extra.

You want to know how slick this product is? Well it’s even got its own technical support crew, waiting at the other end of a connection to leap into action if anything should go wrong. Go wrong. Go wrong. Of course, if you have to ask you won’t be able to afford it, but let’s just say you could probably buy a very nice car or two, for the price. Check out the interactive demo here.