If you had a giant sea-monster asking if he could roast your hot dogs for you, would you take him up on the offer? The Cthulhu Weenie Roaster gives you an opportunity like none other. Instead of being eaten by Cthulhu, you now have the chance for him to feed you!
This hot dog roaster sort of looks like a biker skull design with very long teeth, but I suppose it will pass as the giant octopus-faced monster in the ocean. I suppose this would come in really handy for those of us out there that are tired of only being able to cook two hot dogs at once. We’re hungry people, and chances are we will take that fourth hot dog. And if all else, you’re being the nice guy by cooking for more than just yourself. It is a little costly at $35, but Cthulhu would be proud, and that’s something to aspire to, right?