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Eau Lando Cologne will only attract geeky girls

When it comes to attracting the opposite sex, it really helps if you smell good. After all, if the person has to plug their nose just to be in your presence, there’s a good chance that they aren’t going to want to cuddle up next to you. Obviously bathing regularly is a must, but sometimes shampoo and soap don’t quite give off the scent you want. For those times, you need something that only a smooth-talking, mustachioed gambler cam provide. That’s right, I’m talking about Lando Calrissian.

Over at the Star Wars Shop, you can procure a limited edition bottle of Eau Lando Cologne. This caped bottle contains the same fragrance that we can only assume was worn by the former administrator of Cloud City. What exactly was that scent? Apparently it was Mandarin warmed with incense and lotus flower, exotic woods, dark violet and sensuous musk. One bottle can be yours for just $30. Just remember, no matter how much smooth talking you do, Han still gets the girl.

Scott – who has written posts on The Red Ferret Journal.


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