Making toast is one of the easiest things to do in the kitchen, aside from pouring a glass of milk. The most complicated part is setting the knob to select just how brown you want your bread to be. So why not liven up your toast-making experience by getting a machine that puts something funny on your toasted bread?
This aptly-named Stupid Toaster appears to be aimed at the female population, as it can burn things like “Drama Queen” or “boys r smelly” into your morning bread. There are four different stencils that you can choose from, which might bring a smile to your morning. If burning in silly messages into your toast sounds fun, then this gadget will set you back $30.