When lounging on the lake, one immediately thinks of floating on the water, sun, and the sounds of nature caressing your ears. So why not completely ruin all of that by sitting in a giant man-made float that has a built-in sound system? If you want to completely disconnect from nature while you’re smack dab in the middle of it, the Sea-Doo 4 Person Inflatable is the floatation device for you.

This float has a built-in MP3 system that can blast out all those quiet sounds of nature and ruin any semblance of peace for anyone else at the lake. A quadruple air chamber design makes sure that this won’t topple over, even with passengers that have different shapes and sizes. It has a phenomenal price of $299.99, which is understandable for all it comes with, but why would you want to ruin a perfectly good vacation with a squeaky float and what is likely a subpar sound system?