When you were a kid, there was always the fear of monsters being under your bed. A teddy or blanket would keep away the scary things, but only to an extent. If you want your child to feel more safe and secure than ever, why not get the 7 � Foot Slumber Bear? This ginormous teddy bear will actually act as a mattress for your little one, and as a seat during the day.

You will literally gain ultimate parent status, as this will be the most comfortable, and most secure way to put your little one to bed. They will likely be freed from all their nighttime woes if they’re sleeping on a giant guardian. Although, you have to take into account that this giant 50-lb bear of awesome comes with an equally awesome price. You’ll be set back about $600, but that’s all worth it to see the biggest smile ever right?