Everyone knows that there’s one substance that makes almost everything better. I’m talking about bacon. So maybe the vegetarians and vegans out there might disagree with me, but for the meat eaters out there, we know what’s good. Knowing that almost everyone loves bacon, why not wrap your Christmas gifts in this wonderful pork product?

No, don’t actually wrap your gifts in real bacon. Otherwise your pets will no doubt consume your wrappings far before Christmas has arrived. Instead, get this Bacon Wrapping Paper from ThinkGeek. It will ensure that the recipient knows you have good taste, before even opening the package. Supply them with a a plate of the real stuff after the presents have been opened, and you’ll be their favorite secret Santa. This paper doesn’t come cheap though, as two 20” x 30” pieces will run you $4.