Well, it’s happening folks. We are a few steps closer to being able to be the Bat himself. The Armstar Bodyguard 9XI-HD01 was a hot topic a few months ago, but has recently resurfaced as it now includes an iPhone dock. This is a super-efficient arm guard that is made out of cotton, Kevlar, and flame-resistant Nomex.

The real kicker is the 300,000V electric arc that will stop anyone in their tracks. If a dock and a shock aren’t enough for you, there’s also an HD camera, and flashlight. Not only can you fight off the baddies while talking to Alfred, but you can record it and post it to Twitter in seconds. It was originally built by a Dave Brown who was experiencing several mountain lion attacks near his home in Southern California. Seeing as his main buyers are law enforcement agencies, he only sells in bulk, so you’ll have to order ten or more, and that would just be to find out the price.