You love your pet fish, but you can only tolerate so much time hanging around their bowl. Spending more time than a few minutes watching their mouths gape open and shut and feeding them is about all the interaction they get. Quite honestly, it’s about all the time you should spend there, lest people think you are starting to go mad.
If you wish you could spend more time with your fishies, why not bring them into the bathroom? We’re not talking about dumping them in the tub either. No, your aquatic friends should live in style, in a sink built especially for them. The Aquarium Sink does cost $4500 mind you, but it will certainly let you bond like you’ve never bonded before. Just imagine the conversations you can have while on the toilet.