Fashion is a strange thing. One minute it can be all pink Mohicans, the next Victorian Emo. It must be hard to keep up if you’re addicted to that stuff. The same goes with technology too, really. Who would have thought that last year’s cool slim-line digital camera would turn into this year’s 12 megapixel smartphone?

This new Ladies Bluetooth Fashion Bracelet attempts to avoid all that nasty obsolescence stuff by combining classically simple lines with up to the minute tech. The main feature is a nifty Bluetooth mobile phone leash. Walk more than 20 metres away from your handset and the bracelet will slice your arm off. No, no, we’re kidding. It’ll vibrate, that’s all.

As well as the security stuff, it also features Caller ID and a Reject Call button, so now the ladies can check who’s calling, and banish them to never-pick-up land without having to reach into their handbag at all. Nice thought, eh fellas? It’s quite chunky, so it’s probably more suited for petite young arms, we suspect. Priced at $27.64/£17.63.