Admit it, you’re addicted to Facebook. You spend mornings, afternoons, evenings sharing, laughing, and exchanging photos of kittens in kilts. All the usual trivia. But there’s something missing in your life isn’t there? Something you’ve dared not admit up till now. Yes, you’re lacking some sort of real life icon to demonstrate your love for Mr Zuckerberg’s baby.

Fear not, oh denizens of the mighty wall, for now you can install the one and only Social Shower Curtain and amaze your friends and family with your style and grace. The plastic, full sized curtain, comes with a printed depiction of your favourite page, along with a handy transparent section so you can mock up your own live profile photo while singing along to Rick Astley as you shower. It doesn’t get any better than this folks. Priced at $26.95.