It’s a dog eat dog world out there, and if you’re not prepared to go the distance, you’ll be left behind. Make no mistake, there are people who won’t give you the time of day unless your facial attributes are all tickety-boo, which means the next job interview you attend could be your downfall. Ready to fight back? Good, because we’ve got something you need. Oh yes.

This Nose Up Lifting Shaping Beauty Clip is designed to make your nose pert and cute and as attractive as only Jennifer Aniston knows how. Don’t waste your time spending tens of thousands on rhinoplasty, just clip this to your schnozzle for 15 minutes a day and you’ll be good to go. Apparently you can use it when you’re watching TV, having a snooze or when you’re driving (presumably to your next job interview). We’re convinced, really we are, especially for $2.59. And if it doesn’t work you’ve got yourself a spare clothes peg. Bargain.