The world is full of dangerous stuff, right? Toxic chemicals, fructose corn syrup, Rebecca Black, there’s no end to it. Which means we all have to stay vigilant, alert against the menaces that are out to do us in every single second. You snooze, you lose. Or something.

Which is why it’s great to see a truly caring product like the Momo Baby Anti-Radiation Maternity Dress. Because one thing is crystal clear peeps, you can never start your helicopter parenting too young. The garment features a blend of high tech metal and fiber fabrics which will ‘protect your unborn child‘ against 10–3000MHz radiation. It actually says on the blurb it’s 99% radiation proof, which is really comforting.

There’s a choice of colors and sizes (wot, not just x-large?) and you can purchase this little island of safety for $69.99.