This is a joke right? Tell me it’s a joke. Please. [Via GadgetMadness]

Why Cry – ‘The world’s first patented baby crying analyser.’

‘Why Cry� is the first Baby Crying Analyzer that will show you in a few seconds what is happening to your baby. Why Cry� analyzes different crying patterns,and it shows you the prognosis when one of the faces on the front becomes illuminated.’