Long ago, I possessed something called a lava lamp. It was mesmerizing to look at, and was far more satisfying than the tornado tube that took some furious spinning to look cool. Little did I know at the time, that these two mind-numbingly awesome novelty items would one day be added together.

The Twister Tube is quite like a lava lamp, but instead of having random globs floating peacefully to and fro, it spins, looking like a tornado. The Twister Solution inside is white in color, but looks as though its neon depending on what color light is shone on it. There are a few different colors available such as red, gold, green, blue, purple, and rainbow. There are also specialty colors such as Stormy Sky which mimics a real twister, lightning, and mystical. This will cost you about $60, and can set a mood for parties, or help you relax.