It’s clear there are people out there who have lives which transcend the bounds of mortal taste. For these folk normality means weird and weird means normality. Now we’re the last ones to judge these matters, but all we’re going to say is, if you need to dress up like a super-hero to feel part of the crowd, then you may be missing the point a touch.

Anyhoo, to demonstrate the kind of thing we mean, let’s examine this Captain America Motorcycle Suit. Made from ‘quality tanned cow hides’, this suit combines all the important things about being a super hero (like the utility belt, body armor and fancy belt buckle) with the kind of timeless taste and elegance that you would expect to issue forth from the Marvel Comics intellectual property lawyers.

Do note that the helmet and shield are not included in the CAN $1200 purchase price, but the rest, including fancy boots and belt, are. To obtain your shield we suggest you visit eBay and offer $49.99, and $59.99 for the helmet. Good luck and God Speed!