In the old days, when men were men and hamsters were small furry creatures, people didn’t mess about when it came to personal protection. No decent, self respecting nobleman would be seen out and about without his trusty steed and full suit of armour near at hand. Especially one born to serve in King Arthur’s court.

Now you can relive this epoch with your very own Lancelot Suit of Armour, complete with all the clanking metal and creaking leather you might wish for. The armour is made from polished steel, is fully articulated (i.e. it bends) and comes with it’s own display stand for impressing visitors to your BBQ. You will, however, have to buy your own choice of sword to accompany the kit. Priced at a very reasonable 500 ducats, or £1250 to you modern types.

More sedentary folk may wish to examine the alternative of a Monk’s Robe, at a mere £86.26, made from rough textured 100% heavy cotton and available in green, brown or the ever menacing black.