Look, nothing says more about you as a person than the Grill n’Chill Tailgate Set. Just hook this discreet puppy up to your SUV trailer hitch and watch as your neighbours and friends drool with envy. $2,199.95.

‘This tailgater�s dream�a gas grill and stainless steel cooler in one�is like having a portable kitchen attached to you [sic] vehicle�s trailer hitch when serving a crowd at the big football game, family reunion, or school carnival. A serious tool for serious tailgaters, this set even has a built-in water-resistant CD player/radio and two integral speakers.’