You know all those scary stories about the ‘feds’ sticking tracking units to your car because you’ve got a funny name? Or the ones about stalkers following your every move by clamping a magnetic satellite tracker to your exhaust pipe? Well it looks like there’s now an antidote, although for many people it may cause more problems than it solves.

This Car Cigarette Anti-GPS System clicks into your hard working cigar lighter socket and then immediately disables all GPS signals in a 3-5 meter radius around your car. There’s not a lot to it, just plug and play, but because it jams all sat-nav type signals, you’ll have to get comfortable with paper maps again, but at least you’ll be safe from stalkers, spooks and even sneaky parole officers.

What you probably won’t be safe from is the bus driver next to you on the I-405, who figures out it’s your car that’s messing with his crucial sat nav every time you draw alongside in the next lane. But that’s what criminal damage lawyers are for, right? Priced at $45.00 excluding legal fees.