If you are a fan of Portal 2, then you likely know of the portal gun that Chell uses in the game. It could shoot out a blue and/or orange ringed portal that would help you weave your way through mazes called ‘tests’ by a crazed robot who was trying to kill you. Thankfully none of us have been subjected to a situation like that, but wouldn’t t be awesome to have the portal gun? Sadly the technology just doesn’t exist for that yet (hurry up, Science!), but that doesn’t mean we can’t pretend.

Halloween is coming up, which is a perfectly good reason to buy this Miniature Replica Portal Gun. It lights up, makes sounds, and will look smashing on your mantle. This $60 purchase will give you a fancy gift box, and a stand for your new weaponry. If your significant other complains, just explain that you’re trying to practice in case you’re ever face-to-face with the real thing.