The Massaging Pen. $12.99.

‘IMAGINE you had a teensy-weensy masseuse to carry around in your shirt pocket. Any time you desired, you could order your mini- masseuse to soothe your tired muscles and rub away your tensions. Now imagine this tiny masseuse had a pen sticking out of his head and ran on batteries…The Massaging Pen even comes with a chart of key points for easing all sorts of troubles — knee problems, hangovers, insomnia, wrist pain, and so on.’