Look, if you’re going to wear a watch, at least grab one that’s got some real hard core smarts embedded in it, rather than some bejeweled nancy with more style than substance. A real watch needs to be able to speak to you in multiple different ways, empathize when you’re feeling low, cheer you up on dull days, and generally be the sort of friend you can rely on.

This Casio Pathfinder Tough Solar timepiece is just such a friend. There’s nothing pathetic about this hunk of metal, it’s all watch and it knows it. Water resistant to 330 feet, this puppy not only offers you the kind of global radio controlled time keeping precision that Galileo could only dream about, but it also serves up a compass, barometer, an altimeter and thermometer, so at any time of the day or night you’ll know EXACTLY where you are in spatial four dimensions. And how cold.

The thing also comes with an 87 year calendar, auto-time-zone adjustment and a solar powered rechargeable battery which provides a full five months of use out of a full charge. No more battery hassles for you my friend. We’re simply astounded at the amount of immense tech this baby puts out for the price of $350.00.