The Talking TP doohickey is a….um….toilet paper holder with built in recorder. No wait, come back. Look, they say it can be really useful for things like…er…reminding men to put the seat down, kids to wash hands, asking girlfriends to marry you (!) or even as a sort of family memo device.
The idea of a family communicating with each other in this way gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘quality time’, does it not? Anyway, yours for a mere $19.95.
‘Just record your very own voice message that’s heard whenever anyone unrolls some toilet paper!
Hilarious way to surprise your friends
Easy to record and re-record your own messages
Fits all toilet paper roll holders
Installs in seconds… years of fun!’